Dept. of Gay Excellence Muscle Shirt

Welcome to the Department of Gay Excellence. Sleeves didn’t make the cut.

This muscle tank lays it out in full: DOGE with Department of Gay Excellence stamped directly over the Progress Pride flag like a queer government seal. The message isn’t subtle, and that’s the point.

Raw armholes, soft cotton, and a cut that moves with you—this shirt was built for flexing, marching, and disrupting heteronormative hierarchies in style. It’s bureaucratic drag with no sleeves and no chill.

Details:
• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• 4.2 oz/yd² lightweight jersey fabric
• Raw-edge armholes + side seams for clean structure
• Pre-shrunk so your truth doesn’t shrink
• Printed on demand—because bureaucracy wastes enough already

🛒 Muscle shirt meets militant queer energy. Report for excellence.

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