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Dept. of Gay Excellence Unisex Tee

Dept. of Gay Excellence Unisex Tee

Regular price $32.00
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This tee features DOGE—Department of Gay Excellence—stamped loud across a vertical Progress Pride flag. The lettering drapes over the colors like an official seal: bold, bureaucratic, and deeply unserious in the best way. It’s the kind of design that reads like a memo and hits like a manifesto.

Soft, breathable, and cut for all bodies, this tee keeps its structure without feeling stiff. Whether you’re running the streets or running the department, it shows up clean and ready to work.

Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² fabric—built for comfort in motion
• Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for a structured, lasting fit
• Pre-shrunk so it stays true to size
• Printed on demand—no overstock, no compromise

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
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