Official uniform of queer excellence, cropped for mobility.
The DOGE crop top reimagines state power as queer power. Featuring bold, block-letter typography layered over the Progress Pride flag, this design stamps Department of Gay Excellence across your chest like an ID badge for the flamboyantly overqualified.
The fit is relaxed and boxy with dropped shoulders and enough edge to make HR nervous. Wear it when you’re off duty but still running the show.
Details:
• 100% combed cotton, midweight feel
• Preshrunk, relaxed fit with a cropped cut
• Dropped shoulders for easy movement
• Side-seamed and printed on demand
🛒 Now accepting applications for Excellence. This crop counts as credentials.
