Official uniform of the Department of Gay Excellence. Unauthorized fabulousness will be prosecuted.
This cropped racerback tank doesn’t just slap—it serves full institutional-grade queer power. Rainbow bars? Check. Bureaucratic irony? Front and center. DOGE stands proud while “Department of Gay Excellence” runs up the sides like a formal reprimand for basic behavior.
Form-fitting, raw-edged, and light as air, it’s built for turning heads at Pride, flexing on cis-tems, or just reminding the world that gay excellence isn’t optional—it’s federally mandated.
Specs (Next Level 6733):
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Laundered to stay the same size as your ego
• Raw edge seams because we don’t do clean cuts
• Printed on demand to keep it ethical and extra
🛒 Put some respect on your gay name. This tank has jurisdiction.
