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Dead Oligarchs Good Eats – The Black Hat Elon Wishes He Had

Elon’s got his mysterious billionaire cosplay hat, but this is for those who prefer their oligarchs extra crispy. If you’re tired of tech bros playing emperor and want a statement cap that actually says something, the “Dead Oligarchs Good Eats” Black Hat is your next power move.

Why This Hat Wins:

✔ Gothic Embroidery, Maximum Impact – Elon’s cap whispers “MAGA-core tech bro”—this one screams power and dark humor.
✔ Structured, Six-Panel Design – A firm, commanding shape—because your headwear should have more integrity than a billionaire’s PR team.
✔ Mid-Profile Fit with Low-Profile Embroidery Area – Keeps things sleek and understated, like a well-placed dagger.
✔ Premium Blend: 60% Cotton, 40% Polyester – The perfect mix of softness and durability, unlike some tech giants’ Terms of Service.
✔ Hard Buckram Front Panels – Holds its shape, even when faced with the crumbling empire of the ultra-rich.
✔ 3.5” Crown (8.9 cm) – Because a proper crown should be earned, not inherited.
✔ Mesh Back for Breathability – Keeps you cool while delivering the hottest takes.
✔ Adjustable Snapback Closure – One size fits most—whether you’re a humble revolutionary or an exiled aristocrat.

Forget empty flexes—this cap is for those who understand the assignment.

🔥 Less billionaire worship, more biting commentary. 🔥

Want a special edition with gold chains included? Let’s talk. 😏

📢 Faux Threads – Eat the Rich Collection
This hat is part of our Eat the Rich Collection, featuring designs that blend dark humor and anti-elitist satire into bold wearable art. Explore the full collection and find more revolutionary styles to match your mindset.

Unlike mass-produced billionaire merch, this cap is made just for you the moment you order it—because fast fashion is for suckers, and we don’t do waste. That means it takes a little longer to arrive, but hey, good things (and anti-oligarch statements) take time. By choosing on-demand production over bulk manufacturing, you’re helping to reduce overproduction and keep pointless excess in check. So yeah, you’re not just getting a killer hat—you’re making a smarter, more intentional choice. Respect.

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