DOGE Dead Oligarchs, Good Eats Trucker Hat
Patriot-core looks. Guillotine-core energy.
This isn’t your uncle’s trucker hat—unless your uncle’s into overthrowing oligarchs and eating the rich. The DOGE Dead Oligarchs, Good Eats Trucker Hat blends classic Americana aesthetics with a high-profile message that doesn’t play nice with power. It’s bold, structured, and designed to keep you cool while serving revolutionary heat.
Specs That Actually Matter:
• 100% polyester front + mesh back – Breathable where it counts, solid up front like your values.
• Thicker, high-density foam laminate – Built like your takes: unapologetically firm.
• Structured 5-panel build, high-profile fit – Not for shrinking heads or shrinking opinions.
• Seamless foam front panel w/ lining – Smooth finish, no weak points.
• 8 rows of stitching on the pre-curved visor – Details that last longer than most tech empires.
• Matching fabric undervisor, braid, and sweatband – Because even chaos should look coordinated.
• Adjustable plastic snap – One size fits most heads… except maybe corporate execs.
Whether you’re flipping burgers or flipping the script on late-stage capitalism, this hat delivers the message loud and clear.
🔥 DOGE is dead serious. And seriously deadpan.
🧢 Wear the slogan. Be the problem.
📢 Faux Threads – Eat the Rich Collection
This hat is part of our Eat the Rich Collection, featuring designs that blend dark humor and anti-elitist satire into bold wearable art. Explore the full collection and find more revolutionary styles to match your mindset.
Unlike mass-produced billionaire merch, this cap is made just for you the moment you order it—because fast fashion is for suckers, and we don’t do waste. That means it takes a little longer to arrive, but hey, good things (and anti-oligarch statements) take time. By choosing on-demand production over bulk manufacturing, you’re helping to reduce overproduction and keep pointless excess in check. So yeah, you’re not just getting a killer hat—you’re making a smarter, more intentional choice. Respect.
