Do you ever wonder if ancient Romans watched it all unravel in real time, too? If they sat around, wine in hand, saying, “This can’t be normal… right?” This tee doesn’t just ask the question—it shrugs with historical accuracy.
Part of the Collapse Couture collection, it’s made for the ones who read headlines like omens and laugh because crying feels redundant. It’s soft, subversive, and unsettlingly relatable.
Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton with a lightweight 4.2 oz./yd² feel. Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and finished with shoulder-to-shoulder taping—because even if the world’s falling apart, your fit shouldn’t.
Printed only when you order. Ethically made. Historically aware.
Because every empire falls. Some just do it with better typography.
