We were warned about quicksand. Told to fear killer bees. Nobody mentioned the soul-crushing weight of navigating adulthood under late-stage capitalism. This tee delivers that realization with bite—and a bitter laugh.
Part of our Collapse Couture collection, this design turns disillusionment into dailywear. It’s not just a shirt—it’s a soft, subversive manifesto for everyone who’s tired of pretending this is fine.
Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, with a fabric weight that feels light but still holds its ground (4.2 oz./yd²). It’s pre-shrunk, side-seamed for a clean fit, and built with shoulder-to-shoulder taping—because we care about the structure of your clothes, even if the economy’s falling apart.
Made to order, ethically sourced, and unapologetically loud. Because calling out the system looks good on you.
