There are bad timelines. And then there’s this one. The one where satire gave up, where reality feels AI-generated, and where your coping mechanism is ironically wearing a tank top that says it all. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a documented shrug, a wearable WTF.
Part of the Collapse Couture collection, this tank delivers the mood with no filter. The message is printed loud and clear, because when you’re trapped in the dumbest possible version of history, the least you can do is speak plainly.
With 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, and 25% rayon, the fit is flattering and feather-light. It’s been pre-laundered, so it keeps its shape—even if reality doesn’t. Raw edge seams add an intentional unraveling to match the daily one in your feed.
Every piece is made to order. No overstock. No landfill fashion. Just deliberate, razor-sharp commentary stitched into every seam.
