Dead Oligarchs, Good Eats
Eat the rich. See through the lies. Wear the prophecy.
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a warning wrapped in cotton. The DOGE “Dead Oligarchs, Good Eats” Illuminati Tee fuses ancient symbology, revolutionary spirit, and unapologetic attitude into one brutalist badge of awareness. Front and center: the all-seeing eye dripping with consequence, framed by laurels, daggers, and the phrase that should keep billionaires up at night.
French quote at the bottom? It translates to:
“When the people have nothing left to eat, they will eat the rich.”
(You’re welcome.)
Specs, if you’re into the details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton – Soft enough for the streets, durable enough for the frontlines.
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) – Lightweight but makes heavy statements.
• Pre-shrunk fabric – Because this message doesn’t shrink under pressure.
• Side-seamed construction – Clean fit, no bunching.
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – Built to last through multiple regime changes.
Wear it because:
• You’re tired of pretend rebellion.
• You want to make people read your shirt twice.
• You believe accountability looks better in gold and black.
🔥 Not for the faint of heart. Not for the comfortably rich.
👁️ DOGE sees all—and says what you’re thinking.
📢 Faux Threads – Eat the Rich Collection
This tee is part of our Eat the Rich Collection, featuring designs that blend dark humor and anti-elitist satire into bold wearable art. Explore the full collection and find more revolutionary styles to match your mindset.
Unlike mass-produced billionaire merch, this t-shirt is made just for you the moment you order it—because fast fashion is for suckers, and we don’t do waste. That means it takes a little longer to arrive, but hey, good things (and anti-oligarch statements) take time. By choosing on-demand production over bulk manufacturing, you’re helping to reduce overproduction and keep pointless excess in check. So yeah, you’re not just getting a killer shirt—you’re making a smarter, more intentional choice. Respect.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
