Not your average band tee. Not your average message.
This T-shirt blends metal-inspired design with unapologetic social commentary. A skull-clad warlord, crossed blades, and gothic typography come together to deliver a message that hits harder than any Fortune 500 press release.
Specs & Details: • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton – soft, durable, and built to last longer than most regimes. • Heavy print, zero fluff – high-contrast graphic with distressed texture for that worn-in, battle-ready feel. • Unisex fit – clean silhouette, relaxed drop—works whether you’re on the street or the soapbox. • Printed to order – because mass production is for the oligarchs.
This tee doesn’t ask for attention—it demands it. Whether you’re burning through capitalism one layer at a time or just dressing like you mean it, DOGE has your back.
📢 Faux Threads – Eat the Rich Collection This tee is part of our Eat the Rich Collection, featuring designs that blend dark humor and anti-elitist satire into bold wearable art. Explore the full collection and find more revolutionary styles to match your mindset.
