Unisex DOGE Shiba Inu Guillotine Tee

Dead Oligarchs, Good Eats

This bold, vintage-style design features a dramatic French Revolution-inspired scene: A guillotine stands tall, dripping with fresh justice, while a smug Shiba Inu grins from a bloodied basket surrounded by revolutionaries wielding pitchforks and spears.

Framed by striking typography:
🩸 DOGE emblazoned at the top in regal, oversized lettering
⚔️ Dead Oligarchs, Good Eats at the bottom, a perfect sign-off to the carnage

Printed on 100% premium cotton, this high-quality t-shirt is designed for both comfort and chaos. Whether you’re storming the Bastille or just making a statement at your local coffee shop, this tee is guaranteed to turn heads.

🔥 Limited edition – get yours before the aristocracy catches on! 🔥

⚠️ Warning: May cause spontaneous uprisings and side-eyes from billionaires.

Specs, if you’re into the details:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton – Soft enough for the streets, durable enough for the frontlines.

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) – Lightweight but makes heavy statements.

• Pre-shrunk fabric – Because this message doesn’t shrink under pressure.

• Side-seamed construction – Clean fit, no bunching.

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – Built to last through multiple regime changes.

📢 Faux Threads – Eat the Rich Collection
This tee is part of our Eat the Rich Collection, featuring designs that blend dark humor and anti-elitist satire into bold wearable art. Explore the full collection and find more revolutionary styles to match your mindset.

Every DOGE t-shirt is crafted on demand, meaning it’s made especially for you as soon as you place an order. This approach takes a little longer to deliver—but it also means no wasteful overproduction. By choosing Faux Threads, you’re not just making a statement, you’re making a thoughtful purchasing decision that helps reduce unnecessary waste.

Thanks for supporting slow fashion, bold ideas, and the downfall of the elite. 🔥✊

Size guide