Faux Threads - Merch for the Masses

🛒 Feast or be feasted on – Shop DOGE now

⚡ New drop live. Don’t miss the rebellion.

🩸 DOGE collection going fast – join the resistance.

🔥 Dark humor. Sharp style. Zero apologies.

⏳ Limited stock. Revolutionary fashion waits for no one.

🧠 Smart style for the anti-elite – explore DOGE now.

🎯 Challenge the system. Wear the message.

EAT THE RICH

Not just for oligarchs anymore. Subvert, appropriate, redefine.

DOGE Trucker Hat

DOGE Trucker Hat

Regular price $19.99

Regular price Sale price $19.99
Unit price per
Women's DOGE Logo Tee

Women's DOGE Logo Tee

Regular price $19.99

Regular price Sale price $19.99
Unit price per
DOGE Black on Black Embroidered Hat

DOGE Black on Black Embroidered Hat

Regular price $24.99

Regular price Sale price $24.99
Unit price per
Unisex DOGE Logo Tee

Unisex DOGE Logo Tee

Regular price $19.99

Regular price Sale price $19.99
Unit price per
Unisex DOGE Shiba Inu Guillotine Tee

Unisex DOGE Shiba Inu Guillotine Tee

Regular price $19.99

Regular price Sale price $19.99
Unit price per
Unisex DOGE Metal Tee

Unisex DOGE Metal Tee

Regular price $19.99

Regular price Sale price $19.99
Unit price per
Unisex DOGE Illuminati Tee

Unisex DOGE Illuminati Tee

Regular price $19.99

Regular price Sale price $19.99
Unit price per

1 7

PENROSE

Impossible shapes. Undeniable impact.

Men's Penrose Triangle Athletic Tee White

Men's Penrose Triangle Athletic Tee White

Regular price $37.73

Regular price Sale price $37.73
Unit price per
Women’s Penrose Triangle Chaos Athletic Tee

Women’s Penrose Triangle Chaos Athletic Tee

Regular price $37.73

Regular price Sale price $37.73
Unit price per
Unisex Penrose Triangle Bomber Jacket White

Unisex Penrose Triangle Bomber Jacket White

Regular price $74.47

Regular price Sale price $74.47
Unit price per
Unisex Penrose Triangle Bomber Jacket Black

Unisex Penrose Triangle Bomber Jacket Black

Regular price $74.47

Regular price Sale price $74.47
Unit price per
Unisex Penrose Square Bomber Jacket

Unisex Penrose Square Bomber Jacket

Regular price $74.47

Regular price Sale price $74.47
Unit price per
Men's Penrose Triangle Athletic Tee

Men's Penrose Triangle Athletic Tee

Regular price $35.53

Regular price Sale price $35.53
Unit price per
Unisex Penrose Triangle Chaos Bomber Jacket

Unisex Penrose Triangle Chaos Bomber Jacket

Regular price $74.47

Regular price Sale price $74.47
Unit price per
Penrose Triangle Hawaiian Shirt

Penrose Triangle Hawaiian Shirt

Regular price $44.44

Regular price Sale price $44.44
Unit price per

1 8